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VIDEO: Florida man in swimming trunks falls onto a parked car, walks away unharmed
Tuesday, July 9, 2019 10:51AM

FORT MYERS, Fla. (KABC) -- A sight you don't see every day was caught on a security camera in Florida: A barefoot man in swimming trunks who appears to fall out of the sky and onto a parked car.

Employees of a car dealership in Fort Myers noticed a dented vehicle in the lot when they opened for business Monday.

They checked surveillance footage and saw the unidentified man falling from the building's roof onto the top of the car.

Amazingly, he gets up and walks off, seemingly without injury.

Video at https://abc7.com/video-florida-man-falls-onto-parked-car-walks-away-unharmed/5385523/
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Florida man tied up wife's lover, cut off penis with scissors, deputies say
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BELL, Fla. -- Authorities say a Florida man held his wife's lover at gunpoint and cut off the man's penis before fleeing with the flailing appendage.

News outlets report 49-year-old Alex Bonilla was arrested hours later on charges including aggravated assault.

The Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office released a statement Tuesday that said Bonilla broke into his neighbor's home Sunday, tied the neighbor up and mutilated his genitals with scissors.

Deputies say the victim told authorities that Bonilla then took the severed penis and fled across the street to his own house.

Deputies say the motive still is under investigation, though an arrest report says Bonilla caught his wife and the victim having sex in May.

The victim was hospitalized.
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Naked Florida man wearing bra burglarizes several cars in New Port Richey
by: WFLA 8 On Your Side Staff
Posted: Jul 18, 2019 / 09:49 AM EDT / Updated: Jul 19, 2019 / 06:09 AM EDT

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A naked Florida man wearing nothing but a woman’s bra was caught on camera over the weekend burglarizing several cars in a New Port Richey parking lot, deputies say.

The Pasco Sheriff’s Office says the naked man was seen entering the fenced parking lot at U.S. Water Services Corporation on Sunday. The business is located on Cross Bayou Boulevard in New Port Richey.

Deputies say the man then proceeded to commit several auto burglaries to company vehicles. He then left the area.

Investigators have not yet been able to identify the man. The sheriff’s office released surveillance images of him on Thursday in hopes someone recognizes him.

Video at https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/naked-florida-man-wearing-bra-burglarizes-several-cars-in-new-port-richey-parking-lot/
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Florida father allegedly zip-tied son to plywood and forced him to sleep without a mattress
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A Florida father was arrested after he allegedly used zip ties to strap his 13-year-old son to a piece of plywood.

In a press release, the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office announced on Thursday that it had charged Frank McKay, 41, along with his girlfriend Adecia Johnson, 38, with aggravated child abuse and false imprisonment. The police had received reports of suspected abuse on Sunday.

Upon executing a search warrant at McKay's home, law enforcement purportedly discovered the zip ties and plywood.

"According to the 13-year-old victim, McKay bound the child to a piece of plywood where he was forced to sleep without a mattress or any linens," police said. "The child was given a salad, a banana and two bottles of water a day while bound to the plywood."

Authorities later learned through interviews that the unidentified teenager was also bound at Johnson's home.

McKay had reportedly been arrested more than a dozen times in Sarasota County for crimes including nonpayment of child support, possession of cocaine and burglary. Both he and Johnson were held without bond.
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Florida man tries to steal car, can’t drive a stick shift
by: CNN Newsource, WRIC Newsroom
Posted: Jul 19, 2019 / 06:26 AM EDT / Updated: Jul 19, 2019 / 07:35 AM EDT

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A would-be car thief was thwarted by his own inability to drive a stick shift.

According to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office, 25-year-old Jaylen Alexander tried to steal an elderly man’s car while he was placing his walker in the trunk.

Alexander allegedly attacked the man, jumped into the car, and locked the doors. But when he tried to drive away, he stalled several times.

Alexander had to abandon the vehicle.

Authorities say he stole another car a few minutes later, but was eventually arrested across town.

Alexander has been charged with carjacking, battery on a person age 65 or older, and grand theft of a motor vehicle.
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FLORIDA TEEN GETS BITTEN WHILE TRYING TO KISS HIS "PET" WATER MOCCASIN
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An 18-year-old in Florida went to the hospital after suffering from multiple bites to the face from a water moccasin. He was in critical condition but also faced major fines.

Austin Hatfield looks, judging from his Facebook page, to be really into snakes. But that love for reptiles had a consequence.

He was taken to Tampa General Hospital to treat injuries caused by a four-foot water moccasin he had caught on a trail by his house.

He kept the water moccasin as a pet and felt it necessary to kiss it on occasion. He kept track of how many times he got his face close to the snake, and had reached 12 before the snake bit him. According to his friend who witnessed the attack, Hatfield went to kiss the snake, that was kept in a pillow case, before "he ran out of the room saying hospital, hospital. Now, now."

As the law stands, it is illegal to keep a wild moccasin without a permit in Florida. Hatfield faced misdemeanor charges and possibly up to 60 days in jail. A spokesperson from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission reminded everyone:

"Just like any animal in Florida, if they pose a danger to people, we recommend you stay a safe distance."

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Man on horseback arrested after burglarizing home in Florida
By David Aaro | Fox News


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A Florida man, Lonnie Maddox, 52, was arrested on charges of burglary of a dwelling after he rode a horse to break into a home in New Port Richey, Florida (Lonnie Maddox Pasco County Sheriff's Office)

Lonnie Maddox, 52, nicknamed 'The Rooster' and his horse named Angel were seen on security footage wandering through the New Port Richey, Fla., property of local resident Steve Ferguson.

Footage showed Maddox opening a screened porch and attempting to get in the padlocked front door. He eventually gave up and tried entering through a back window, breaking it and causing $100 worth of damages, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

Soon after, Ferguson noticed Maddox on his security camera and called the local sheriff's office. Before officers arrived at the property, the horse wandered away and was separated from Maddox.

"Who takes a getaway horse to a robbery?" Ferguson told the Tampa Bay Times.

When officers arrived on the scene, Maddox walked toward them and asked if they had seen a horse. The deputies subsequently interrogated Maddox, where they wrote in their report that his priority was finding Angel.

"It's mine, [the horse] I've been trying to get to it, Maddox told the officers.

Angel was discovered about 2 miles away from the scene of the crime on Key Lime Drive in New Port Richey. Police say the horse was eventually returned to its owner, who was not Maddox.

During that time, police talked with some of the neighbors and fed Angel some animal crackers that were in the squad car.

When asked what he was doing at the location, Maddox told the officers Angel got lost and he had gone to get her, according to the arrest report. When they informed him of the security footage, he said he wanted to see the inside because he was planning to rent it.

Police later determined Maddox had a criminal history and had previously been found guilty of domestic battery, drug possession and car theft.

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Masked Florida Man Terrorizes Community In Rash Of Public Masturbation Attacks
July 30, 2019

PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. – Police are searching for a man who has been approaching women in two Pembroke Pines neighborhoods and masturbating in front of them.

According to authorities, the incidents occurred at The Avant apartment complex and at the Harbour Cove Apartments between July 19 and July 24.

Police said the man, who was dressed in black and wearing a black mask, approached the women on foot in the parking lots of the apartment complexes, exposed his penis to them and masturbated.

The incidents occurred between the hours of 9 p.m. and 2 a.m.

Similar incidents were reported at The Avant in October 2018 and this past January, but it’s unclear whether the same man was involved in those incidents.

The Pembroke Pines Police Department is seeking video footage or any information from the public about the culprit’s identity.

Those with information are asked to call Detective Silver at 954-437-1105 or email the detective at msilver@ppines.com. Those who wish to remain anonymous may call Broward Crime Stoppers at 954-493-8477.
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Florida man arrested after Walmart shooting threat on Facebook
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Posted: Aug 11, 2019 / 10:14 AM EDT / Updated: Aug 11, 2019 / 10:14 AM EDT

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — Florida authorities are charging a 26-year-old man they say posted a threat on Facebook that he was about to have his semi-automatic rifle returned and people should stay away from Walmart.

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement arrested Richard Clayton on Friday north of Orlando. The agency said Clayton posted his threat on Sunday, the day after a gunman in El Paso, Texas, killed 22 people and injured two dozen at a Walmart.

Investigators said the post read, “3 more days of probation left then I get my AR-15 back. Don’t go to Walmart next week.”

A department spokeswoman said Clayton was not on probation.

The agency said it appears Clayton follows white supremacist ideology.

He was charged with making written threats to kill or do bodily harm. The FBI received a tip about the post on Tuesday.

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A Florida man wielding nunchucks and bug spray tried to quiet a group of noisy neighbors, spraying them and threatening to open fire on the revelers — but the only person he ended up injuring in the crazed quest for quiet was himself, officials said.

Larry Adams, 61, was arrested after the bizarre confrontation, which residents said was sparked by loud music coming from a car outside a Daytona Beach apartment complex late Monday night, FOX35 Orlando reported. One neighbor told the station Adams initially tried to frighten the group, but the bid backfired – literally – when he struck the car frame with the nunchucks and the martial arts weapon unexpectedly bounced off the vehicle's body and smashed into his face.

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FLORIDA Published 1 day ago
Florida man arrested after chugging $7 bottle of wine in Walmart bathroom: report
By Paulina Dedaj | Fox News

A Florida man was arrested at a Walmart after police say he stuffed a $7 bottle of wine down his pants, chugged the cheap booze in a store bathroom and then tried to leave the store without paying.

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Ty Kelley, 55, was arrested by Pinellas Park Police Wednesday on a petit theft charge after police say he stole a $6.98 bottle of wine.  (Pinellas Park Police)

Kelley was inside a Walmart on U.S. 19 when he allegedly tucked a bottle of Barefoot Riesling wine into his pants and headed straight to the bathroom, court documents obtained by WTSP reported.

While in the restroom, he allegedly drank the entire bottle and tossed the empty container into the trash before attempting to leave the store.

Kelley was stopped by loss prevention workers who contacted police.

He was booked into the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office jail where he was being held on a $250 bond, online records show.

According to WTSP, Kelley has an extensive criminal record including burglary, DUI, battery and a possession charge.
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Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Botched Castration Inside Home
The man told deputies he had met the victim on a website and had performed the procedure on another man years before and had even performed it on himself in 2012
Published Aug 21, 2019 at 10:16 AM

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A Florida man is behind bars after what police say was an attempted castration at home that went terribly wrong.

Highlands County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to the Sebring home of 74-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk this weekend, according to a post on their Facebook page, after a call was placed to their office.

When deputies arrived, Van Ryswyk told them he had just performed the medical procedure on the man inside a room at his home that had been set up like a surgical center.

Van Ryswyk told deputies he had met the victim on a website and had performed the procedure on another man years before and had even performed it on himself in 2012.

The victim was taken to a local hospital before being flown to a local medical center, where he is in stable condition.

Van Ryswyk was arrested Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license and is currently being held on $250,000 bond.
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