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Subject: Rudy Giuliani Hand Down In Pants-- Wed Oct 21, 2020 4:03 pm
10-21-2020
Sacha Baron Cohen has pulled a lot of outrageous pranks over the past couple of decades. None have been quite as insane as the one that ends with Rudy Giuliani’s hands in his pants.
When the trailer for Borat Subsequent Moviefilm dropped online earlier this month, it stood to reason that the climax of the highly-anticipated sequel would involve Baron Cohen’s iconic Kazakh character attempting to deliver his daughter as a gift to Vice President Mike Pence at CPAC while dressed in an elaborate Donald Trump costume.
In fact, that scene, which got picked up by conservative media outlets all the way back in February—with no one the wiser that Baron Cohen was behind the prank—comes and goes within the first third of the new movie, out on Amazon Prime Video this Friday.
But while Pence emerges from the film more or less unscathed, another close confidant of the president’s does not.
The following details come with a major spoiler alert for anyone who doesn’t want to know what happens. At first it seemed as though Giuliani himself may have spoiled the ending this past July when he revealed to his favorite newspaper the New York Post that he had called the NYPD on Baron Cohen after the prankster comedian burst into an interview he was doing wearing what he described as a “pink transgender outfit.”
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Subject: Re: Rudy Giuliani Hand Down In Pants-- Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:52 pm
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Subject: Re: Rudy Giuliani Hand Down In Pants-- Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:35 am
Just a couple days ago some liberal cnn hangdown was seen pulling his pud on a zoom conference session. People say, "SO WHAT??" EVERBODY CUFF IT!"
And the sane sensible People say, "The left is fuked up like grogans goat"
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Subject: Re: Rudy Giuliani Hand Down In Pants-- Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:16 pm
louie wrote:
Just a couple days ago some liberal cnn hangdown was seen pulling his pud on a zoom conference session. People say, "SO WHAT??" EVERBODY CUFF IT!" And the sane sensible People say, "The left is fuked up like grogans goat"
ahhaa he got caught, open camera doing a fuk-off to all gesture. But ruddy-- He was getting his dick ready to fuck a young woman ahaa he reading for sex in a Movie.. that's a good one.. that old ugly fuk wakkin his dick up in a movie AHAAA!
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Subject: Re: Rudy Giuliani Hand Down In Pants-- Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:49 pm
10-23-2020
Borat issues statement 'defending' Rudy Giuliani.
BORAT: “I here to defend America’s mayor, Rudolph Giuliani. What was an innocent sexy-time encounter between a consenting man and my 15-year-old daughter have been turned into something disgusting by fake news media. I warn you, anyone else try this and Rudolph will not hesitate to reach into his legal briefs and whip out his subpenis.”
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Subject: Re: Rudy Giuliani Hand Down In Pants-- Thu Nov 19, 2020 5:18 pm
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Subject: Giuliani Legal Team Held a Press Conference Today; He Has a fistful of Affidavits. Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:35 pm
11-19-2020
(((((GEEZUS FUKIN KERIST THE MADNESS of THE INSANITY!!) take 4 brain pills before reading )))
Trump legal team holds a press conference to explain how Hugo Chavez stole the election. Yes, really.
At high noon on Thursday, Donald Trump’s crack legal team sauntered out for a showdown with destiny. They were there to demonstrate for America that Trump’s refusal to concede the election wasn’t a demonstration of infantile refusal to accept reality, but was really real. Really real. Oh, so real.
And in their presentation on why the press should never again say they were lacking evidence, what emerged before their own tech team appeared to pull the plug was a claim that Democrats engaged in a vast conspiracy to “inject” hundreds of thousands of Biden votes by using voting machines built by Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez, with the help of wealthy Jew George Soros, that sent American votes overseas to servers in Germany where they could be altered according to orders from antifa.
And then, when even that proved inadequate to defeat Trump, Democrats brought in “garbage cans” full of votes that were marked for Biden. Then counted them three times each. That may sound like an exaggeration. It’s not. It’s only a subset of the claims that were made during this peek into an alternative reality.
Giuliani took the stage first to begin the general theme of the day, which was to berate the press for saying that there was no evidence of voter fraud when he had a fistful of affidavits.
Affidavits, people! For example, Giuliani claimed to have “60 witnesses” to an incident in which a truck pulled up in the wee hours of the morning “and people rushed to it thinking it had food” but instead it was “full of ballots, thousands of ballots” that were in garbage cans and paper bags. And then these votes were brought in “when they thought all the Republican observers had gone home” and run through the voting machines three times. This was not a single event, declared Giuliani, but a product of Joe Biden’s “election fraud team” that worked in “Democrat led cities” to plant the votes needed to put Biden ahead of Trump.
Giuliani then gave way to Sidney Powell, who demonstrated that when it comes to being disconnected from reality, this conference went to 12. Powell immediately veered away from trash can votes and right into how the election was really rigged by voting software written for Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. Chavez, rather unexpectedly, is apparently very anti-Trump. (That’s really unexpected since he died in 2013.) But Powell launched into an emotional explanation of how__ "Our votes are counted in Germany and in Spain by a company owned by affiliates of Chavez and Maduro," and these companies are, of course, run by “the number two associate of George Soros.”
As Powell went on, she also expressed how Cuba was involved, and how there was an “algorithm” that allowed this Venezuela-Jewish-Cuban cabal to define the values of votes. That algorithm that “probably flipped votes all over the country" because, according to Powell, “Donald Trump won in a landslide.”
Yes, she said that. This came right before the part where she explained that she also has an affidavit from someone who chatted about all this with Chavez (I am still not making this up) and that it was all approved by antifa.
It was a Biden-Venezuelan-Jewish-Cuban-antifa conspiracy. And if you think she didn’t mention the Clinton Foundation in this … oh yes she did. All of these groups “had the election rigged for Mr. Biden,” said Powell. She went on to explain: “They can say a Biden vote counts 1.25 and a Trump vote counts 0.75, and that may be the numbers that were used here."
All of this was explained to her by the dead for 7 years, Chavez chat man. Also, there is a server in Germany that is definitely connected. Though we don’t know how. So … just assume everyone not standing on the stage was a part of the conspiracy.
Powell then gave way to Jenna Ellis, who explained that, lord help everyone, all that had gone before was only the “opening statement” to the full trial they wanted to have. Ellis then explained that this would not be a trial of the public opinion before complaining that there wasn’t time to do it in court. But definitely, definitely, 99% of the press wasn’t worthy to even report on the story. Because they’re part of the conspiracy.
The whole thing finished off with some Q&A time in which Giuliani stepped forward to embrace everything that Powell had claimed about Chavez, Soros, antifa … the works.
That included complaining about states being “stupid enough to send our votes out of the country to be counted by people who are allies of Chavez and Meduro run by an ally of George Soros." He knows this is a fact, said Giuliani. "When I first heard it, I didn't believe it, until Sydney showed me the documents ... you can Google it, well, unless they took it down." This was accompanied by more complaints about antifa’s role in fixing the election.
By that point, Giuliani’s hair dye was largely on his shirt. All this happened. And I didn’t even touch on the most ridiculous moments.
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Subject: Re: Rudy Giuliani Hand Down In Pants-- Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:50 pm
I just happened to watch the presser with Powell .... She clearly said the software {Dominion} was created FOR Chavez, not "built by Chavez" ...and she mentioned an online *convo* between somebody from Smartmatic and some stooge from antifa (which I suspect there's record of) ...Nothing about any "orders from antifa" .. SMH
Everyone knows Chavez is dead ..Powell certainly does...she's not an idiot .. You have a problem with comprehension...That, or whatever rag from which you relayed your drivel has duped you, which would be of no surprise either
I'm not gonna comment on anything Giuliani said cuz I didn't watch/listen to it
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