Conspiracy Thread

What, another collision projection????

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PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
March 23, 2023 by Frank Lake



A PROMINENT ASTROPHYSICIST HAS CONFIRMED THAT NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS JUNE 21ST, 2023.
Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru (also known as Planet X) is heading toward earth at an accelerated speed.

“I have been studying Nibiru for the last 25 years. There’s a lot of mathematical proof that this dark planet is creating waves of energy that is shaking the heavens.

“It is a unique planet that is hard to identify and hard to predict where it is at any given time. I try to locate it every night and have kept a log of its movements. It has never taken this trajectory before. I believe it is on a direct path to Earth. And I know I am right.”

It should be noted that many scientists, astronomers, and politicians have denied the existence of Nibiru.

“It’s a bunch of hogwash,” said Banesh Bannerje, a leading scientist for NASA. “Nibiru is a myth. Conspiracy theorists have long latched onto a belief in Planet X, but I have never seen any evidence of it. Never.”

“NASA always denies Nibiru’s existence,” responded Dr. Malikovski. “But they have been hiding the planet for decades. Do you believe everything NASA says? For some reason, they don’t want anyone on Earth to know about it. But it’s there. I will show you.”

COLLISION? SEEING IS BELIEVING.
Dr. Malikovski then took this reporter to his observatory and we looked through his high-powered Binocular Telescope. It was the biggest telescope we had ever seen. We looked through the lens and saw a beautiful array of stars – too many to count. We weren’t sure what we were looking for, but Dr. Malikovski – who had just finished his third gin-and-tonic – kept pointing to a bright star (dot), just outside Jupiter. At least, what he said was Jupiter. He told us that this star was Nibiru.

We questioned him about what we were looking at and he just got frustrated and threw his drink down. “You’re not an astronomer. You don’t know what you’re doing. Just believe me. I’m telling you that’s Nibiru. And it is!”

“Planet Nibiru was last seen just past Neptune in late 2022,” Dr. Malkovski said. Then I saw it moving by Venus in January of this year. It jumps around a great deal. I finally figured out a way to predict it’s movements through space. After months of calculations, I have determined that Nibiru is heading directly toward Earth. And, it seems almost purposeful.”

PURPOSEFUL? WHAT DOES DR. MALIKOVSKI MEAN?
“I think the planet is alive. I don’t know if there are alien beings on the planet that are controlling the planet or if the planet itself has a mind of its own, but clearly, the planet itself is an intelligent being. And for some reason, it wants to hit Earth.”

Weekly World News remains skeptical. But we followed up with some of the nation’s top cosmologists. One, in particular, Dr. Janice Jeremias, told us that she fully believed in Dr. Malikovski’s work.

“He’s a genius. And like all geniuses, he is often ridiculed. But I have studied his findings and his logs. His work is unassailable. I agree with him. Nibiru will make an impact before the end of the year.”

Dr. Jeremias told us Nibiru, in Babylonian Astronomy translates to “Point of Transition” or “Planet of Crossing.” “The establishment of Nibiru point is described in tablet 5 of the Enuma Elish,” Dr. Jeremias said. “Its cuneiform sign was often a cross or various winged disc.”




She told Weekly World News that beings from Nibiru are considered closer to human beings than any other beings in our galaxy.   Many extraterrestrial experts believe that the gray beings from Nibiru have been on Earth many times before and have combined their DNA with humans to create a more evolved life form.




“IT’S ALL IN THE BIBLE”
Pastor Ronny Desmond told Weekly World News believes that Nibiru is the real deal. He believes that Nibiru will soon reveal itself to the world and it will mark the beginning of a great apocalypse on Earth.

“I believe it because the Bible says it.”

“The deep impacts are in Revelation chapter eighty-eight,” Pastor Desmond told Weekly World News. The Earth is gonna ‘reel and rock’ like a drunken man. Jesus said there’ll be mighty earthquakes, major earthquakes – all in the lead-up to the ultimate impact of Nibiru.

Pastor Desmond said that beginning in early November of this year we will see signs of Nibiru approaching. “There’ll be signs in the sun, the moon, the stars, and in certain backyard pools in Ohio. The sea and the waves will be roaring, and all kinds of apocalyptic events will be taking place all over. It’s going to be so exciting!”



The world has seen many such claims of apocalyptic doom come and go.  But many believe that The Nibiru collision fits in well with Biblical prophecy. And many believe that 2023 may be the “worst year ever” so anything is possible. Even this.

Other conspiracy theories are:

- underwire bras cause breast cancer

- god is an asshole playing the sims with us

- women are going to snap and become the dominant gender

- Putin is only invading Ukraine because he thought it would be easy and now he has no choice because if he backs out people will kill him

- the book boxes for young adult books are each run by one of the big 5 publishers and that’s why they never print enough friggin copies of shit

- Epstein’s neck just did that

Cattle guard conspiracy

Wonder what's up with this?

They're trying to download porn without the church catching on

"Bill Gates created Covid while forcibly vaccinating a flag"

Lost sub conspiracy theories...

1 - They faked their own deaths for the insurance money.

2 - There were reports that another ship was in the area right around the time that the sub went down - so the sub goes down, cuts communications, scampers off to other ship where they're let out, they pack the sub with a couple hundred kilos of coke and kick back on the other ship for a couple of days, get back in and go back down and then 'miraculously' make it back to the surface and get rescued. Nobody searches the sub because everyone thinks it was on the ocean floor for all that time.

3 - Somebody wanted someone on the sub dead. A wife or other relative who wanted to grab the estate, one of the billionaires was about to do a business deal someone didn't like, one of them had dirt on Hillary, who knows...

4 - The sub took off to the secret island where the rich elites will wait out the next viral plague about to be released which will kill millions... keep an eye out for the ultra-rich disappearing in the next few weeks.

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Looks like it imploded



Maybe getting sealed up in a tube and dropped to the bottom of the ocean wasn't such a good idea in hindsight.

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Saw this posted elsewhere, wonder if there's anything to it -

Us killed them
The paki made a billion selling thousands of US Night Vision devices we left in Afghanistan to China

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Better check TikTok to see if anyone in that sub posted anything at all. Could start a new trend.

CHATbots are having a field day about the sub story,

You pose some good questions, Oliver.

TSMC: Chip giant delays Arizona production in blow to Biden
Published 8 hours ago
By Annabelle Liang, Business reporter | BBC

Chipmaking giant Taiwan Semiconductor (TSMC) has delayed the start of production at its factory in the US state of Arizona, in a setback to President Biden's technology ambitions.

The firm says chip manufacturing will no longer start next year, due to a shortage of skilled workers.

The White House has laid out plans to bring more chip production to the US.

It comes as an ongoing trade row centred on the technology intensifies between Washington and Beijing.

TSMC's shares closed more than 3% lower in Taiwan on Friday.

On Thursday, TSMC Chairman Mark Liu said production of advanced microprocessors at its Arizona factory in the south west of the US would now begin in 2025.

During an earnings presentation, Mr Liu said the plant, which has been under construction since April 2021, faced a shortage of workers with the "specialised expertise required for equipment installation in a semiconductor-grade facility."

He added that the firm was "working to improve the situation, including sending experienced technicians from Taiwan to train the local skilled workers [in the US] for a short period of time".

TSMC also forecast a 10% drop in sales this year, because of slower demand for semiconductors.

The company said its profits fell by around 23% to 181.8bn Taiwanese dollars ($5.8bn; £4.5bn) in the three months to the end of June, compared to the same time last year.


TSMC first announced plans to build a facility in Arizona in 2020, during the presidency of Donald Trump.

In December last year, the firm said it would more than triple its investment in the project to $40bn (£31.1bn). This marked one of the largest foreign investments in American history.

At that time, Mr Liu said the first of TSMC's two semiconductor production facilities at the Arizona plant would be operational by 2024, with the second coming online by 2026.

A long-running technology dispute has seen the US impose a series of measures against China's chipmaking industry, while investing billions of dollars to boost America's semiconductor industry.

The US produces around 10% of the global supply of computer chips, which are key to everything from cars to mobile phones. In 1990 the country accounted for almost 40% of global production.

Last year, President Biden signed legislation committing $280bn to high tech manufacturing and scientific research in the US.

The investment included tax breaks for companies that built computer chip manufacturing plants in the country.