--- Vitty !!

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I'm trying to order this coffee
for your Christmas gift.

--- Vitty !! 5fcf784b37e66

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Subject: Re: --- Vitty !! Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:33 am

You couldn't find any that wasn't already in someone else's cup?

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X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

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That is a display cup..
I will gift you a 'mug' of great size
that will accompany the coffee.
Be grateful that I found you
mud coffee to gift you..
and- your gift to me will be----?

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Subject: Re: --- Vitty !! Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:31 pm

I'm replying to you aren't I?
Count your blessings, etc. yadda yadda.

Some of my attention is more than most people get, you lucky sod.

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Calm down, be j0olly..
Obi needs a gift, too.
I suggest a modern board with auto photo sizer
and word wrap and music..

So, have been good or bad-- do tell.

the Louie guy should get a gift, yes, no?
and that other guy, too.

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Subject: Re: --- Vitty !! Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:18 pm

I couldn't possibly be any more jolly; I'm a ray of fucking sunshine.
Just ask anyone.

Wait... don't ask Obi.
Or Thadd. Or Flea. Or Nel Gambino.
Or anyone with whom I've discussed politics.
Or anyone about whose politics I've merely made a disparaging comment.
Or anyone who's seen me interacting with any of the above...

But ask anyone else.
They'll tell you- I'm a godsdamned joy to be around.

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WHOA-- I had no idea you spread sunshine.
May I attend your next Kumbaya sing-along gathering?
I want to see you in action, no phoney stuff.
Do tell, how many gullible dipshits
do you spread your bullshit rays upon,
you hangin with em trumpians?

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Subject: Re: --- Vitty !! Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:33 am

I have so much sunshine shooting out of my ass I could rent myself out as a XMas decoration.

To UV sanitize my phone I just have to put it in my back pocket for a couple of minutes.

Any vampire trying to sneak up on me from behind would get incinerated before it could get closer than 50 meters.

When I clench my sphincter I turn into a laser pointer that can get the attention of any cat within 30 kilometers.

The best part of being this awesome is you don't have anything to prove to anyone.
Either bask in my light or hide from it... suit yourself.

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Temple wrote:: Calm down, be j0olly..
Obi needs a gift, too.
I suggest a modern board with auto photo sizer
and word wrap and music..

So, have been good or bad-- do tell.

the Louie guy should get a gift, yes, no?
and that other guy, too.

For the man that has everthing I'll take the rona vaccine. ASAP

Regular Member Posts : 7317 Join date : 2014-07-29

louie wrote:

Temple wrote:: Calm down, be j0olly..
Obi needs a gift, too.
I suggest a modern board with auto photo sizer
and word wrap and music..

So, have been good or bad-- do tell.

the Louie guy should get a gift, yes, no?
and that other guy, too.

For the man that has everthing I'll take the rona vaccine. ASAP

You'll get the shot way before me...
Wife is 1st up to get it, so at least she'll be safe.
I was thinking of going to Canada to get it but
Canada today closed the border, again.
I won't get the shot til spring,
if then maybe end of spring
into summer might even be in fall..

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