I will try to post something to this thread every once in a while. This is from a copy/paste of an old CO post which was in an old email. Feel free to share your own memories from CO too.
Oct 17, 2008
Maxx: Angelina Jolie wants to adopt 1 million kids.
Turd: What's the matter? IS BRAD SHOOTING BLANKS?
Kernel: I heard on the local news a day or two ago that Madonna and her husband are divorcing.
Famine: Poor MPC! (Smiley rolling in laughter)
Sara: LOL Orphaned again!
Kernel: It wouldn't surprise me one bit if MPC is much of the reason for the divorce. Maybe Madonna's husband despises n's and couldn't stand being a freak show carrying a n'let around with them everywhere.